Beginning To Like Spitzer More and More...He's Actually Pro Nuclear

Last year, a lot of us workers really hated both Hillary Clinton, and Elliot Spitzer, but we are beginning to realize they just said some things to get RE-ELECTED, but were actually on Entergy's payroll and side all along! Don't that beat all! Spitzer is one smooth operator, and I'm thinking he would do really well in our Friday night Texas Holdem events in Buchanan! Don't tell any one you know about those, as we have a LOCAL ARRANGEMENT not to be bothered for running a illegal gambling operation. He goes right out to the press and states it flat out that he wants Indian Point shut down, but the devil is in them there details!

We have to have our license for reactors 2 and 3 renewed by 2012 and 2015, and once we got em, ain't no one going to be taking them back. So what's old Spitzer say? He wants us closed down, but not until replacement energy is up and on the grid. Now we all know that Entergy, NRC and NEI are not letting that happen until we have our 20 year license renews, and you can take that bet to the bank!

Then we got Hillary! There she was demanding an ISA for Indian Point, and that would flat out spell trouble for us! Again, you got to dig deep to find out she's on our side, and only playing to her left leaning liberal base when she makes such lame brained remarks. First, she's on Entergy's payroll, but more indirect if you follow me. The big PROOF is on CASEnergy's site...when she's off away from New York she comes right out and says Nuclear Energy and new reactors have to be on the table in solving Global Warming. When I saw that, almost wanted to tongue kiss her, square on those old leathery lips of hers. talk about odd bed fellows, her video on the site, and George Bush's brother a member! Next thing you know, might be an arranged marriage of Chelsea to someone in the Bush clan.

Even John Hall is coming around. Rumor around the plant has it, that a renewable Energy Center will be tacked on to some bill, and he'll be satisfied...he might say a few things in public for appearence sake, but when the dust settles, he'll swear he did all that he could, but we'll get our licenses for 20 years, and he'll get a handful of windmills to play with.

Hillary's Pro Nuke Video

Freaking Sirens Failed...If That Don't Beat All!

Well slap my BANANA, just when it seemed we would shut those damned ANTI-NUKERS mouths up for a few weeks, the new siren system up and failed on us! Not to worry though, cause we got Neil Sheehan on our side! He'll come through with another time extension for us, and you can bet a six pack of your best Pabst Blue Ribbon on that one by God!

The explosion is far more serious than the public knows, but the boys up in management did a good job controlling the media frenzy...they intimadate us, but sometimes maybe it is best if we keep our concerns to ourselves, like management suggests. Loose lips sink ships, and what the public doesn't know can't hurt them! (Failing weld joints, and leaking spent fuel pool aside...come on, what is a little leaked strontium 90 and tritium between good neighbors?) Guess this means we will push the whole license renewal application back a few months until the reactor dust settles a bit.

That Green Nuclear Butterfly done got all the folks over at IPSEC, Riverkeeper and Clearwater all fired up again. Thank heavens for Truther John and his White Nuclear Snowflake. Indian Point is not THAT DANGEROUS, and besides, if there is ever a serious incident at the plant, most of us will never know...the evacuation plan will not work, and that whole sheltering thing is a crock of s**t anyway. I best go kick the wife and kiss the dog, as tomorrow is another day.